Island of The Black Death- A Guide For Tourists (US, 0 : 11: 00 )
Tired of your current routine? Daily monotony of family life got you down in the pig dumps? Look no further, for La Isla De La Muerte Negra has all the black magic and live stock prostitutes your heart has secretly been yearning for. Leave your former self behind and indulge in our many exotic novelties and dumb escapisms. For this is the place where the dark things grow.