Written by: Phil Yuhas

When Steven and Diana celebrate their fifth wedding anniversary at the classiest restaurant in town, they anticipate the perfect evening. However, the perfect distraction sits just a few tables away: a gorgeous, pretentious young blonde, and her very elderly date. Steven and Diana think they've seen it all when the decrepit old man presents a diamond ring to the overjoyed young lady, but not until both couples retreat to the parking lot is the golddigger fully exposed.